About O.C.P.

Ominous Cow Productions is the online gateway to the work of J. Edward Casteele, as well as the home to the online comic ("webcomic", if you will) "Division/bell". All work done by OCP or represented on the OCP website (henceforth known as "web-thingie) is the sole property of J. Edward Casteele and Ominous Cow Productions except where otherwise noted.

About J. Edward Casteele

So, I'll bet you're wondering just who in the Hell I am, hmm? Well, you know what... that's a damned good question.

Well, back in '79, I did this really cool thing called, "being born"... it was a blast. I reccomend that you all try it at least once (well, except for you...) Since then, I've done lot's of nifty things... things like growing up, getting older, and getting to train with Obi Wan in the ways of the... no, wait. Wrong story.

Anyway, I was born in Beckley, West Virginia, just like every other famous person on earth... (don't let 'em lie to ya'.) I lived there 'til 1990... then I loaded up the truck and I moved to Tennessee. (Bonus points to anyone who goes on to sing the rest of the song...)

Now, don't get me wrong... for the most part, Tennessee sucks. Don't let anyone tell you different. It has it's good points, I suppose... folks like Joe, Chris, Nathan, JR, Zane, and Shannon (note: John Luther, you can kiss my ass.) But, much like the afore-mentioned John Luther, much of Tennessee blows a floppy donkey dong. I mean, even when I was bitten by that radioactive spider and gained the ability to... oh, wait. Sorry. Wrong story again.

I've since left Tennessee, and am living in Murray, Kentucky now... yeah, there's a big improvement. But seriously. I'm 25 years old, I'm a writer, where else should I be? (Help me... please... someone, ANYONE, get me to New York, or maybe Chicago... damnable hell, I'd even take 'Frisco.)

But anyway, I hope you enjoy the site, the comic, and the other stuffs. It'll get better, I promise... at least, that's what I keep telling myself... *sigh*

Love ya'... I promise.

J. Edward Casteele

Hiring Ominous Cow Productions

Should you be interested in hiring J. Edward Casteele for writing work on a freelance basis, or commissioning Division/bell or other artwork, feel free to send an e-mail to rostlyn@OminousCow.com. Please provide a description of the sort of work you're looking for, and allow a few days for consideration. Thankee.

Enjoy the Webthingie.